"This is the story of a [middle class] family who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together."
Arrested Westeros did it first. I'm just stealing.
Michael: And so you finished off the bottle?
Lindsey: Well, I had to. It’s vodka. It goes bad once it’s opened.
Michael: I think that’s another one of Mom’s little fibs.
(I know I could have gone with their dad on this one, but I find something hilarious about Castiel just believing anything Dean tells him)
Maeby: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the ‘T’ on it?
Michael: That’s a cross.
Maeby: Across from where?
Lindsey: Michael, if this is a lecture on how we’re all supposed to whatever and blah, blah, blah, well, you can save it, because we all know it by heart.
G.O.B.: My gut is telling me no…but my gut is also very hungry.
Buster: I shall be neither seen nor heard. Watch me.
Lucille: You can always tell a Milford man.
Lucille 2: You were ashamed to be with me.
G.O.B.: No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you!
GOB: My God, what is this feeling?
Michael: Well, you know the feeling that you’re…that you’re feeling is what many of us call…’a feeling.’
GOB: But it’s not like envy, or even hungry.
Michael: Could it be love?
GOB: I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it’s the opposite. It’s… it’s like my heart is getting hard.
Michael: Tell me the truth, ok? Cause there’s been a lot of lying in this family.
Lucille: And a lot of love.
Michael: More lies.
(Repeated lines)
Lucille: You’re high!
Oscar: You’re drunk!
George Michael: Fingerprints? You said they wouldn’t be taking fingerprints.
Maeby: No, I said don’t wear your mittens. I didn’t want you to look stupid on the security cameras.
